“Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru  life.”      

        Dean Wormer: National Lampoon’s Animal House

I had thought that once I started blogging that I would have things to say for a while. But today I’m high, just got up and about to do laundry. So this is what I have to say.                                        Party hardy rock n roll

                                                            Slam a fifth smoke a bowl

                                                            Life’s a party then you die

                                                          Fuck the world let’s all get high          

 I just finished watching the UFC Fighter Finale. Its was pretty good. The popularity of UFC is enormous. It’s no surprise. Well kind of. I remember years ago when UFC was only legal in

Texas. Then the two guys bought it and change the rules and made it HUGE. It actually beat WWE in pay-per view sales last year by 20 million. I love the WWE ever since I was a kid and I saw Hulk Hogan live. But for the past couple years I have watched only the stories and fast forwarding the “matches”. I still like the stories but the wrestling is really bad. I just wish I would have got in to UFC earlier. I just never watched the ppv because they cost too much. I only recently watched WWE ppv for the last year because the OG shows them for free. Now that I have a place to watch UFC you can bet I will watch it more. I now have to get to know the “superstars” of the UFC. I can’t watch the Ultimate fighter show though. The guys are big bad ass fighters, but their very whinny. I may have to do the WWE opposite fast forward thru the show and just watch the fights

I don’t understand. The conflict between people who live in the “lifestyle” and the ppl who are “vanilla” is crazy. (Notice I use quotes around the words) Just using the labels to define people is mind boggling. The reasons there are differences in our sexual openness comes from the “magic” book the Bible. Which is another matter to be discussed in another blog at a later date. I can understand if the “lifestyle” is not for everybody. I don’t expect ya too. But to just be COMPLETELY shocked by something that is said is ridiculous. Especially if its not spoken to you and is vague and NOT “obscene” or descriptive. People need to get over the hang ups on this and every things else. Life is too short to be concerned about sex. IT’S JUST SEX!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forrest. The bear says to the rabbit “You have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” “No” answers the rabbit. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Nothing is ever easy!

-Zeddicus Zu’l Zorrander

If there is no wind then row.

-Peruvian Proverb

A great acconoym. It applies to everything. I believe in it. I am also an offender. I have been for a while now. BUT I will repay all that I owe in time. Whether it be in money, work or cum, I will repay THEIR AINT NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!

_DATE: 06/17/2007 17:16:10 / MOOD: Happy “Rizzo Jenkins…Come On DOWN… Your the next contestant on the Price Is Right!!!” For 24 of my 29 years I have been waiting to hear those words. I love the price is right. Bob Barker was the man. Bob Barker’s last show was on Friday. He will be missed. He is the only host I’ve known on the show. Who will take over.What a great game shows. The forerunner for all the game shows that have come after. And none of them come close. What great games they had. Lucky seven, the dice game, check out, and the classic the best PLINKO.  AND what about the beauties. Someone will need to comfort them. I volunteer. AND Help control the pet population.. Have your pets spaded or neutered!

 I saw the new Harry Potter movie tonight/this mornings…EEHHHH. It was a great movie for what it was a movie about Harry Potter and the plot of the book. BUT they changed things from the book. Small things but important things. They cut a lot but they had to to make it a two hour movie but to change how certain things happened. The directors of these movies should all take a page from the Peter Jackson book of book movie making… Stay to the book.