Everybody has a GOD that they believe. Some call him GOD, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, or just BOB. It’s the same guy or girl or um…BEING. It is the creator of every thing. Earth, Man, Female, animals, EVERTHING.  The Egyptians were the first people around. There “GOD” was a being called Atum. It is said he created the gods air and moister by stepping up on a mounds of dirt and jerking off till they came to be. PUN intended! Then we move to the

Mesopotamia. They believed a fresh water GOD and salt water GOD come together and create Sky and Earth. The Greeks and the Romans believed that a dark, formless, shape called Chaos who somehow created the five other gods. Then we come to the ever popular, all powerful, all knowing and judging GOD!!! The Christian one that is. He was sitting around one day and decided to make the heavens and for the next five days he made the rest of it. Then rested on the seventh. You know for the TOP religion in the world or at least

America and that’s all that matters anyways, their GOD sure is lazy.

  My point to all this is from the dawn of time people have came up with “GOD” to explain why things happens. The sun comes up it’s a god. The crops grow it’s a god. If shit happens we angered the gods. It’s all spooky language. You don’t need that stuff. Just be honest that’s all you need. Life would be better.

 

                “Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru  life.”      

        Dean Wormer: National Lampoon’s Animal House

 I just finished watching the UFC Fighter Finale. Its was pretty good. The popularity of UFC is enormous. It’s no surprise. Well kind of. I remember years ago when UFC was only legal in

Texas. Then the two guys bought it and change the rules and made it HUGE. It actually beat WWE in pay-per view sales last year by 20 million. I love the WWE ever since I was a kid and I saw Hulk Hogan live. But for the past couple years I have watched only the stories and fast forwarding the “matches”. I still like the stories but the wrestling is really bad. I just wish I would have got in to UFC earlier. I just never watched the ppv because they cost too much. I only recently watched WWE ppv for the last year because the OG shows them for free. Now that I have a place to watch UFC you can bet I will watch it more. I now have to get to know the “superstars” of the UFC. I can’t watch the Ultimate fighter show though. The guys are big bad ass fighters, but their very whinny. I may have to do the WWE opposite fast forward thru the show and just watch the fights

I don’t understand. The conflict between people who live in the “lifestyle” and the ppl who are “vanilla” is crazy. (Notice I use quotes around the words) Just using the labels to define people is mind boggling. The reasons there are differences in our sexual openness comes from the “magic” book the Bible. Which is another matter to be discussed in another blog at a later date. I can understand if the “lifestyle” is not for everybody. I don’t expect ya too. But to just be COMPLETELY shocked by something that is said is ridiculous. Especially if its not spoken to you and is vague and NOT “obscene” or descriptive. People need to get over the hang ups on this and every things else. Life is too short to be concerned about sex. IT’S JUST SEX!

A great acconoym. It applies to everything. I believe in it. I am also an offender. I have been for a while now. BUT I will repay all that I owe in time. Whether it be in money, work or cum, I will repay THEIR AINT NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!

_DATE: 06/17/2007 17:16:10 / MOOD: Happy “Rizzo Jenkins…Come On DOWN… Your the next contestant on the Price Is Right!!!” For 24 of my 29 years I have been waiting to hear those words. I love the price is right. Bob Barker was the man. Bob Barker’s last show was on Friday. He will be missed. He is the only host I’ve known on the show. Who will take over.What a great game shows. The forerunner for all the game shows that have come after. And none of them come close. What great games they had. Lucky seven, the dice game, check out, and the classic the best PLINKO.  AND what about the beauties. Someone will need to comfort them. I volunteer. AND Help control the pet population.. Have your pets spaded or neutered!

If you’re over the age of 25 you probably watched Nickelodeon in the 80’s. Which means you probably watched Mr. Wizard’s World.  Don Herbert was Mr. Wizard since 1951 when he started the show on NBC. And then again in 1983 on Nickelodeon. But I can not do the man justice here fortunately you can go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wizard and read about him.   I use to watch Mr. Wizard’s World every morning before school. Its were I got my love for science and asking “WHY” and wanting to know how things worked. He made it so cool and so fun that I loved it. I learned everything from the properties of helium, the uses of leavers, pulleys, wedges and wheels, and optical illusions. I really wanted to be “Jimmy” at one time. Hey I was five.   On June 12 2007, Don Herbert passed away from cancer. He was one month shy from his 90th birthday. For all the young scientist who were inspired to learn, and make cool shit out of household items, we will miss you.

The police in Atlanta report states that Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his son, and then hung himself. Anabolic Steroids were found in the house. His wife was found bound and strangled. The son was found in his bed. Benoit was found in the weight room. 

  If any of you watch wrestling (WWE) or for those of you that don’t…the “sport” lost a great wrestler, and I mean wrestler, and a great competitor Chris Benoit. He passed today along with his wife and seven year old son.  When I first heard of Chris he was in WCW and a member of the 4 Horseman. It was Rick Flair, Arn Anderson, Steve “Mongo” Mc Michael, and Chris Benoit. I was like who are these two schmucks doing with the Horseman. I mean Rick Flair and Double A are hall of famers and theirs these two guys. Now I never really watched WCW much I have always been a WWF guy. I knew about WCW I watched some so I knew who the $ horse men were. I knew Flair, Double A, Tully Blanchard and Ole Anderson. Then even with Barry Windom in place of Ole. I could see Mongo because he was big and use to play pro football. But Benoit was a little guy I thought was lame. I saw him wrestle some and was like EHH. He could wrestle but a lot of guys could. He could not do a shoot. (interview or vignette) I didn’t think nothing of him. Was I wrong. I watched the 60 minute iron man match with Bret “The Hitman” Hart. The match was dedicated to Owen Hart who had died recently in a freak accident. That match was one of the best matches EVER. I learned what a technical wrestler he was. They went back and forth for an hour. Unless you watched it or watched a lot of wrestling matches you can’t describe what you see. I know a LOT of people cant watch wrestling cause its “fake”. Yes its fake the out comes are pre determined and they pull punches, BUT a lot of what they do is REAL and painful. But I digress. I got to see how Chris Benoit was not only a great wrestle he was such a machine in the way he went after the Excellence of Execution. And from there on I got to learn about his career and watched him ever since. Monday Night Raw was cancelled tonight. They did a tribute show. His best matches and wrestlers talking about his life. They all say what I knew and read before in magazines about what a great wrestler he was and what a nice man and great father he was.  The police released a statement. It appears to have been a double homicide/suicide. They believe he killed his wife and son over the weekend the killed himself Monday. The autopsies will be Tuesday. Now we will never really know what happened in that house but…somebody could have killed all three of them. It’s possible. And I hope it’s proven so.