Come Pinkie we must prepare for tomorrow night. Gee Brain what are gonna do tomorrow night.

Same thing we do every night Pinkie… TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

NARF!!!

My brothers cat is a freak. She is needy and freaky. She won’t leave me alone. She meows at me till I let her in my room. Then she crawls over my foot till I kick her off. Then she squats down ans digs her claws in to the carpet and I pull her tail. And I don’t mean when you pet a cat thru to the tail. I mean really pull it. She pulls back and everything. She also likes her ass smacked. I’m not joking, LOL.

A man and his wife and their son and daughter walk in to a talent agency. The father walks up to the man behind the desk. “We would like to auditions for you!” says the father. The agent looks at them then at the father, “A family act? I don’t do family acts no more.” he answers. “No sir. You have to see our act we are really good.” the father says excitedly. “OK. But make it quick.” the agent says.

  The father turns around and pulls down his pants. The son comes over and starts blowing his father. The mother pulls up her skirt and the daughter gets down and starts eating her. Then the father goes to the daughter and bends her over and starts fucking her in the ass. The son goes to his mom and starts fucking her in the ass. After that the fathers takes a shit on the floor and the others start rolling around in it. The mother starts eating the shit and spitting shit and her kids. The son starts fucking his sister and the mother and father are masturbating while watching. Once every one cums the father stands up and says “TADAH.” The talent agent stares at them all slack jaw. “That was amazing. What do you call yourselves?” The father answers, ” The ARISTOCRATES!”

I had thought that once I started blogging that I would have things to say for a while. But today I’m high, just got up and about to do laundry. So this is what I have to say.                                        Party hardy rock n roll

                                                            Slam a fifth smoke a bowl

                                                            Life’s a party then you die

                                                          Fuck the world let’s all get high          

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forrest. The bear says to the rabbit “You have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” “No” answers the rabbit. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.