I saw Bee Movie today. It was a pretty good movie. Jerry Seinfeld was funny as usual. The plot was decent. They turn it in to a environmental movie. They talk about if bees aren’t making honey and pollinating plants that out world would die. Plants need bees to pollinate them because that’s how they reproduce. Plants are important to human life. They inhale the carbon dioxide we exhale and exhale oxygen we inhale. So human kind please what ever we are doing to kill off the bees, PLEASE stop. Your greed will kill our planet and all your money.

Have a Happy Turkey Day every one. Stuff your faces on this day of thanks. For when the original feast was over, the white man proceed to kill or the change the culture of the natives that were here first. They did not believe in the same GOD as the white man so the were killed. Once they realized this most fought back and were killed also. The rest were rounded up and stuck on a “reservation.” Small pieces of land out in the middle of nowhere throughout the country. Now they run casino’s and take the white man’s money. Payback is craps.

Why do people cut you off when your driving? Why do people eat your lunch at work? Why do people lie? Why do people steal? Why do people cheat? Why do people hate each other because of the color of someone’s skin? Why do people kill each other over the invisible being in the sky? Why do people do what people?  BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!

 Everybody has a GOD that they believe. Some call him GOD, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, or just BOB. It’s the same guy or girl or um…BEING. It is the creator of every thing. Earth, Man, Female, animals, EVERTHING.  The Egyptians were the first people around. There “GOD” was a being called Atum. It is said he created the gods air and moister by stepping up on a mounds of dirt and jerking off till they came to be. PUN intended! Then we move to the

Mesopotamia. They believed a fresh water GOD and salt water GOD come together and create Sky and Earth. The Greeks and the Romans believed that a dark, formless, shape called Chaos who somehow created the five other gods. Then we come to the ever popular, all powerful, all knowing and judging GOD!!! The Christian one that is. He was sitting around one day and decided to make the heavens and for the next five days he made the rest of it. Then rested on the seventh. You know for the TOP religion in the world or at least

America and that’s all that matters anyways, their GOD sure is lazy.

  My point to all this is from the dawn of time people have came up with “GOD” to explain why things happens. The sun comes up it’s a god. The crops grow it’s a god. If shit happens we angered the gods. It’s all spooky language. You don’t need that stuff. Just be honest that’s all you need. Life would be better.

 

                “Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go thru  life.”      

        Dean Wormer: National Lampoon’s Animal House

I had thought that once I started blogging that I would have things to say for a while. But today I’m high, just got up and about to do laundry. So this is what I have to say.                                        Party hardy rock n roll

                                                            Slam a fifth smoke a bowl

                                                            Life’s a party then you die

                                                          Fuck the world let’s all get high          

 I just finished watching the UFC Fighter Finale. Its was pretty good. The popularity of UFC is enormous. It’s no surprise. Well kind of. I remember years ago when UFC was only legal in

Texas. Then the two guys bought it and change the rules and made it HUGE. It actually beat WWE in pay-per view sales last year by 20 million. I love the WWE ever since I was a kid and I saw Hulk Hogan live. But for the past couple years I have watched only the stories and fast forwarding the “matches”. I still like the stories but the wrestling is really bad. I just wish I would have got in to UFC earlier. I just never watched the ppv because they cost too much. I only recently watched WWE ppv for the last year because the OG shows them for free. Now that I have a place to watch UFC you can bet I will watch it more. I now have to get to know the “superstars” of the UFC. I can’t watch the Ultimate fighter show though. The guys are big bad ass fighters, but their very whinny. I may have to do the WWE opposite fast forward thru the show and just watch the fights