GOD

 Everybody has a GOD that they believe. Some call him GOD, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, or just BOB. It’s the same guy or girl or um…BEING. It is the creator of every thing. Earth, Man, Female, animals, EVERTHING.  The Egyptians were the first people around. There “GOD” was a being called Atum. It is said he created the gods air and moister by stepping up on a mounds of dirt and jerking off till they came to be. PUN intended! Then we move to the

Mesopotamia. They believed a fresh water GOD and salt water GOD come together and create Sky and Earth. The Greeks and the Romans believed that a dark, formless, shape called Chaos who somehow created the five other gods. Then we come to the ever popular, all powerful, all knowing and judging GOD!!! The Christian one that is. He was sitting around one day and decided to make the heavens and for the next five days he made the rest of it. Then rested on the seventh. You know for the TOP religion in the world or at least

America and that’s all that matters anyways, their GOD sure is lazy.

  My point to all this is from the dawn of time people have came up with “GOD” to explain why things happens. The sun comes up it’s a god. The crops grow it’s a god. If shit happens we angered the gods. It’s all spooky language. You don’t need that stuff. Just be honest that’s all you need. Life would be better.